January 2010
on the phone with my mom
she is insane. “i think i’m going to get a job as a sex decoy. i’ll be like WANNA COME TO THE LIBRARY WITH ME?”
its a wonder i am even semi normal
did i tell you i want to wear my devil costume and go out to a nice restaurant...
– my best friend. haha
sometimes i think i need to stop drinking
sometimes i dont care. like now
Please, remember me Seldomly In the car behind the carnival My hand between your knees You turned from me and said, ‘The trapeze act was wonderful But never meant to last.’
-iron and wine
i do life backwards.
wasted wednesdays, sober thirsty thursdays. fuckity fuckity fuck.
since when does everyone have a formspring
i thought it was just a tumblr thing? now my fb news feed is clogged with everyones links. weird.
Love is what happens when the urge to kiss someone is stronger than the urge to...
– pleasefindthis.blogspot.com
yay i have a computer again
i’m trying to go through my dashboard but i am lazy. i haven’t really updated much anyways since i’ve been back so here is my life in a nutshell
my classes are roughhhh. i have so much reading to do every night, and i’m attempting to be a good student this semester and actually do my work instead of ignoring it as usual. this will probably continue for 2 more weeks max.
...
And it’s not “clever lonely” (like Morrissey) or...
– chuck klosterman
If everyone’s a structure Where their own savior sits I’m a little red house But no one’s living in it
brand new
I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just...
goals in life
become liz lemon
i cant believe im still home.
every other one of my friends is back up at school and they’re all going to my littles birthday party tonight. know what im doing? sitting alone in my room, watching the proposal on itunes, and hating my life. get. me. out. of. here.
hahaha i just found out justin bieber is gonna...
shit if i was a 14, 15 yr old girl id be DYING right now
14392.) I bet my grandma's vag is pretty stretched...
(via blogsecret)
ummm what is this
There is a bar in London that sells vaporized...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Best Book of Useless Information Ever)
wantwantwant
Try to overcome your doubt. Believe you are beautiful. Look at yourself through...
– max
max bemis how i love you
On “Less Cute:” “It’s about a college-age girl who is infatuated with a college-age guy who doesn’t love her at all but sleeps with her all the time. So she finds an easier, more submissive guy to use to make this other guy jealous. It’s a terrible love triangle. In society, we see this happen all the time. I’ve seen this happen so many times: people...
kids reenact jersey shore a+
i always like to go back and read my old lj...
1/14/2004:
i was going to put him on alert when i came home today. but i couldn’t. know why? alert means commitment. i truly think i have a fear of it.
LOL OKAY 14 YEAR OLD SELF. AIM ALERTS SURE MEAN COMMITMENT. i was so wise in the ways of love.
ugh seriously you shouldn’t be allowed on the internet until your angsty teen phase is over, simply because it spares yourself the...
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...
– Billy, age 4, on love. (via thelovelybones)
cereal is my only source of nutrition
i am 20 years old. not okay.
“Grief is like a moving river. It’s a strange thing to say, because I’m at heart an optimistic person, but I would say in some ways it just gets worse. It’s just that the more time that passes, the more you miss someone. In some ways it gets worse.”
-Michelle Williams
when i go back to school we are doing a fundraiser for pancreatic cancer. the guy that is running...
i’m a failure, liz lemon. maybe i should just give up and try this crystal...
– tracy jordan <3
do you ever have a dream where someone does...
and even though you know it was a dream you start hating them irl? i feel like a crazy mess.